“Mississippi Totally Looks Like Bart Simpson”
h/t Scott Barretta on Facebook.
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So I guess all the brains ARE in Oxford.
So what does Florida look like then.
Looks like the boobs are in Vicksburg and Forest. Or is that Morton?
The first time this was brought to my attention:
I spent three weeks in New York last September for the last home stand at Yankee Stadium. As always on the road, I wore an Ole Miss shirt every day. Twice at The Stadium, guys walked up to me, pointed at the shirt and said, “Hey, didja know that’s where Manning went to school?”
With the second of these, the guy’s buddy said, “And didja know Mississippi is shaped like Bart Simpson?”
“Huh?” was my response.
“Mississippi is shaped like Bart Simpson,” he asked. “Check it out.”
I made a mental note to do just that.
…depends on if you’re facing west or east, NCTO @ 12:26.
And South Carolina looks like Tina Turner:
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/breaking/story/858947.html
and marge looks like tennessee sideways?
and marge looks like tennessee sideways/
I kinda thought Mississippi looked like a queen. Like that song Mississippi queen. No wait it may have been queen of denial.
I get it, Robert … Queen of the Nile. That’s a good one. Looks like we finally got our decoder rings synced.
Ben I don’t know. Hopefully, but at your 12:37 I kept looking at the bottom of the picture posted before I realized you were referring to … his eyes?
Robert: You’re breaking up again. Resync your
magnetron with your thyristor.
No, Robert and Ben, and especially Phantom have it wrong. Check out the perspective of Bart, it’s a three-quarter-view, not a straight-on view. Therefore, Oxford is located at the top front of his skull at the hairline, right where male-pattern baldness rears its ugly head, along with Tupelo, at the crown of his skull, again male-pattern baldness. Starkville, on the other hand, is located right between the right and left hemispheres of the brain, which, incidentally, is where the hypothalamus gland is, but I’m not going to going to get into the significance of that.
Vicksburg is the tip of his nose, Meridian is his left ear, and Natchez is his upper lip. Which makes Hattiesburg his gullet. Hmm. I shall resist from making jokes about his gullet.
WTBAL: Us bald guys don’t like being called ugly. It’s true … but we still don’t like it. Tread lightly.