About That Ammunition Shortage at the Pascagoula Police Department

From Thus Blogged Anderson:

The Clarion-Ledger’s crack headline squad delivers another classic:

Pascagoula police kill man with machete

Couldn’t they just have shot him?

8 comments to About That Ammunition Shortage at the Pascagoula Police Department

Bayrat

September 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm

I believe they did shoot him. “Stewart said the man was stopped and threatened officers again with the machete. Police fired four shots at the suspect, killing him.”
NMC

September 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm

I assumed that they shot him. The snarky comments are about the ambiguity of the sentence.

“I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I’ll never know, but somewhere in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa.”
Ben

September 30, 2009 at 4:51 pm

They coulda called out the Oxford Bozenarras Minutemen, being as arras are totally painless unless they pass entirely through the body, which is even less painless than totally painless, according to comments posted here earlier.
sam

September 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm

The Sun Herald’s headline was Police shoot, kill man with sword. Largely a result of copy editors being the first to be laid off.
Bayrat

September 30, 2009 at 8:31 pm

Didn’t that guy in the 1st Indiana Jones movie, “Raiders of the Lost Arc” bring a knife to a gun fight?
NotZachScruggs

October 1, 2009 at 8:42 am

Damn, I saw the headline, fell for the ambiguity, and wanted to beat Ben to the punch with, “This is Mississippi, gentlemen.”
weirdharold

October 1, 2009 at 5:47 pm

I passed this around up here Portland. I do not think I changed any minds about Mississippi.
Commentor

October 2, 2009 at 8:45 am

weirdharold,

From what I can tell by watching Jay Leno, neither Mississippi nor the South have a monopoly on poor writing in newspaper articles and ads.

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The first thing that occurs to me is an image of Ross Barnett's walking onto the stage, surveying those three and inquiring: "And which one of you gen'men is Mr. Dolly?" ..

JL wrote on 8:37 am, May 20, 2013 about Grant’s Memoirs, the Vicksburg Campaign May 20th-22nd: Assault on Vicksburg
Most Generals at this time did not do much direct observation of the ground their troops were expected to take. They had staff to do this but many times the staff did not do their jobs. Grant was no b ..

thusbloggedanderson wrote on 7:26 am, May 20, 2013 about Grant’s Memoirs, the Vicksburg Campaign May 20th-22nd: Assault on Vicksburg
Pemberton blames everyone but himself. Grant doesn't blame himself, but does spare his blame for where it's deserved. The assaults were unlikely to succeed, but I might have ordered them myself; you c ..

Hootie Dasher wrote on 10:39 pm, May 19, 2013 about Dr. Toussaint, Dr. Dalai Lama, and Dr. Dr. John at Tulane’s commencement.
Another demerit for higher education. ..

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thusbloggedanderson wrote on 5:11 pm, May 19, 2013 about Dr. Toussaint, Dr. Dalai Lama, and Dr. Dr. John at Tulane’s commencement.
The Dalai Lama and Dr John ... damn, there's some weird shit in this world. ..

NMC wrote on 4:12 pm, May 19, 2013 about Dr. Toussaint, Dr. Dalai Lama, and Dr. Dr. John at Tulane’s commencement.
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Observer wrote on 3:57 pm, May 19, 2013 about Dr. Toussaint, Dr. Dalai Lama, and Dr. Dr. John at Tulane’s commencement.
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AB wrote on 11:51 am, May 19, 2013 about Grant’s Memoirs, the Vicksburg Campaign May 15th and 16th: Champion’s Hill
There's a reason that generals' memoirs are used to teach introductory Latin (Julius Caesar) and Greek (Xenophon). The prose is clear, elegant, and accessible, and the content is solid. Grant is obvio ..

thusbloggedanderson wrote on 11:46 am, May 19, 2013 about Quote of the day, William Gaddis on literary influence
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WantedToBeALawyer wrote on 7:56 am, May 19, 2013 about Grant’s Memoirs, the Vicksburg Campaign May 15th and 16th: Champion’s Hill
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NMC wrote on 1:23 am, May 19, 2013 about Grant’s Memoirs, the Vicksburg Campaign May 15th and 16th: Champion’s Hill
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